ASSthetic

pinkmanjesse:

*reblogs an accurate astrology post one time* astrology is my passion

cactusslesbian:

if you’re not living so that men would have wanted to burn you at the stake in 1692 then what’s the point

juicyvelourtracksuit:

securelyinsecure:

ofdarklands:

super-shar:

westafricanbaby:

powrightinthekisser:

boldkadena:

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

And they’re not related?

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

Their mamas have some explaining to do

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

The plot thickens!

What’s happening

lingrix:

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

librabutch:

i love the sims but everything after creating them feels so empty… feel like a bored god who’s only hubris was thinking he could create something beautiful……

danefonda:

yoko didn’t break up the beatles but like even if she did…good for her

mormonbisexual:

I know some of you probably think that you need a word to describe bisexual women in relationships with men, but you really don’t. A bisexual woman is a bisexual woman regardless of who she’s in a relationship with and all you’re doing is casting doubt about the “legitimacy” of her orientation and policing her access to LGBT safe spaces that are rightfully hers.

dankmemesreasonforliving:

croutoncat:

reblog if you’ve always believed that it was butter

-annoying:

[[adopting a baby]]
“aww she’s so adorabl— wait when was she born?”
“may 30th”
“a gemini? hell no. what are my other options ??”

luckylesbiano:

no u pride flag for when ur gay and can’t take a compliment

everchanging-flower:

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.

thepioden:

flowerais:

no offense but after thousands of years of evolution… why can’t I breathe underwater, fly, or be motivated for more than 2 days at a time

Listen as a species we’re still working on knees that reliably last longer than peak reproductive age, you can only expect so much

buhbuhraydudley:

imsoshive:

You stupid
You very stupid
We the worst
You a dumbass
You untrustworthy
I don’t fuck with you

this hurt to read in his voice

iwastoolazytocomeupwithaurl:

infernalorchestrina:

smugsbunny2:

ceasepool:

Yeah.

Yes

she was an agent, a traitor!

despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

basic-appblr:

“Some things become more beautiful in their abandonment but not me.”

— Amy Key, from “The Best Is Yet to Come,” Isn’t Forever
(via lifeinpoetry)

kazualbrekker:

So many languages so little brain

gold-finch:

books?? amazing. paperbacks?? soft, cozy, may fit in your pocket, cheap so you don’t feel bad for taking notes in them. hardcovers??? beautiful, pristine, ground you into the world they hold by making you grip them tighter, the stars of every bookshelf. ebooks?? convenient, cheap, always with you, a vast library that you can hold in your palm. new books?? crisp, the smell of wood, ideas waiting to imprint themselves upon the world. old books?? objects transcending history, sweet smelling, enriched by the hands that stroked their pages. books.

sailorbrazil:

i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that    and it was correct

w3k:

in 2019 we going to therapy

violetfin-hskin:

kaitobromota:

imagine going through your tumblr experience only knowing komaeda as the fingers in his ass guy. imagine not knowing all the canon things komaeda as done. dude blew up his school to prevent a test from happening. tried to shoot a god. played russian roulette with 5 bullets. threatened to completely disintegrate an entire island. babysat a bunch of maniac kids for basically no reason. cut off his arm. is an absolute gay disaster

THE FINGERS IN HIS ASS GUY DID WHAT

laurelhach:

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

heavyweightheart:

the line between not going out as an act of self-care and not going out as a symptom of depression is but a gossamer thread

acoolsuggestion:

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

andthewasp:

if im gonna be famous i want to be flo rida famous. this man has three billboard hot 100 #1 hits and no one can name a single thing about him except for the fact that he is from florida. no annoying stans, no controversy. just radio friendly bops. this is the type of cryptic celebrity status i wish to achieve. he just pops up once every few years makes a hit song then goes back to wrestling alligators or recounting elections…..or whatever it is that floridians even do. he allegedly has a net worth of $30 million dollars and i dont even know what he looks like. has anyone ever seen a picture of this man??? no. can anyone of you even tell me his real name without googling it first??? no. all we truly know is that he likes them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur that she had on but we dont even know what HE was wearing in that situation do we??? this man has the right idea i respect you flo rida i really do

serotnin:

my constant need for affection vs my disgust of vulnerability

bitchycode:

the h in university stands for happiness

mens-rights-activia:

hyrude:

accidentally bought whole milk for the very first time and used it in my cereal… milk lovers? i get it now. i didnt get it before bc skim milk tastes like weird white water but now i get it. it’s like using melted ice cream as broth. it’s divine. also i woke up in the middle of the night and made it to the bathroom about .5 seconds before shitting myself so. pluses and minuses

ilovepeppers:

vavvo:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

alltheconstellationslooklikeyou:

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

gayrodrick:

distance is homophobic

golfgalaxy:

puttting macking cheese in the michael wave

the-ramenbirb:

slab-o-meat:

dykeonic:

straight people will listen to somebody to love by queen and be like “i understand this” but my hot take is that they don’t and they never will

for your consideration:

Can I also add to this:

benepla:

Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan