barduils:

stupidity is a disease and im the 14th century rat

tssskki:

A:I love you.

B: Is that you or the alcohol talking?

A: It’s me talking to the alcohol.

chocolateandstrawberries:

A: Are you decent?

B: Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.

hatin:

Fuck dishonest friends fuck disloyal friends fuck fake friends 

weeaaboohoo:

so who’s the flight attendant and who’s the passenger in ur otp

weeaaboohoo:

so who’s the flight attendant and who’s the passenger in ur otp

wewwo:

some of you live in areas cold enough for ice crystals to precipitate from the atmosphere and it snows

frogmp3:

fuck iron supplements i’m bout to just start eating staples

deep-space-babe:

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e

jumpyhyliannetop:

saber-chan:

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

straightforparsp:

hey my little brother just sent me this and I’m kinda crying