sheis:

“You know the place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where I’ll be waiting.”

— Peter Pan, J.M. Barrie

murkmen:

catch me in the street using my froglike tongue to grab people’s airpods and eating them for the nutrient

khanthenorgard:

a-memoirs-of-a-shy-pornographer:

Fatti sfogliare

florideae:

a toxic dad in a tv show: *cries and shows vulnerability, in order to evoke sympathy*

me, unfazed: die

florideae:

a toxic dad in a tv show: *cries and shows vulnerability, in order to evoke sympathy*

me, unfazed: die

beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

• get skinny
• get hot
• get rich

dankmemesforsadteens:

smallmanbigplans:

i am a small cat and god is just picking me up by the armpits

birdluvr1993:

whip cream